Iowa or Bust

Remember that time I talked about mixing worlds? Well, I’m at it again.

I’m taking my boyfriend back to Iowa.

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Even crazier, while there we are hanging out with people I know from various aspects of my life. So I will be mixing my Long Island world with my Drake world with my Johnston world with my family world with my family friends world. IT’S MADNESS I TELL YOU!

I’m a little nervous. Not because I don’t think everyone love Joe as much as I do, but at the fact that I am essentially showing him what I was like/came from over the last 12 years.

Bring on the embarrassing stories.

Fakes, Phonies, and Fetuses

I’ve started doing community projects for The Knot’s pregnancy magazine (The Bump)’s Facebook application, Mommyhood.

I created a fake Facebook profile so I could add the app without freaking out all my friends, but now ALL of the ads that show up in the right column are about pregnancy or having kids.

It’s freaking me out.

(And no, I’m not telling you what my fake name is.)