Oh my god you guys. (No, not THAT OMGYG.) It’s Pumpkin Pie Blizzard season.
You don’t understand. I don’t have a Dairy Queen here. Or anywhere NEAR here. I’d have to go to…gasp…Jersey.
I know what you’re thinking: But Justine, it’s JUST an ice cream treat.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
What is the likelihood I could get one FedExed…?