A: omg omg ran into Creepy McAwkwardson at work today
i was totally trapped and wanted to die
A: i was at the historical library looking stuff up for work, heard, well hey there, A
commence dying process b/c I know exactly who it is
I don’t think I would recognize his voice
A: i had actually thought “Creepy McAwkwardson is a museum major, i bet he would work in a place like this”
and then…..BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM
Epic Fail Creepy McAwkwardson
me: you thought that?
do you think about Creepy McAwkwardson a lot?
we should discuss this
A: i saw him driving two days ago
A: and saw his mom too
me: *concerned look*
A: and yes i think about him constantly
I plan on blogging this convo with the names removed.
A: and i know i made the ‘oh GOD’ face when i saw him
AND i read his little sister’s graduation party invite this morning
so he has FOR SURE been on my mind
ya know….more than usual
me: A, stop trying to make “thinking about Creepy McAwkwardson” ok