I overslept this morning and had to get ready in about fifteen minutes to make the bus.
Remembered on the bus to the train that I was wearing green underwear with a white skirt.
You can’t ACTUALLY see the green unless I hold the skirt against my bum, but I still spent the entire day convinced that anyone walking behind me was thinking, “Well, THAT’S kind of skanky.”
Not skanky. Forgetful. And rushed.
This is my life.