One more for the road

A: did u know that first degree kidnapping has a mandatory life sentence?
me: I guess that’s a good idea
A: cause in iowa it does
me: well, I won’t kidnap anyone then
(in Iowa)
A: well u still can – just dont use a lot of force
me: oh ok
A: just gently coax them into letting u kidnap them
me: this is why it’s good to have lawyer friends
A: child stealing is only a max of 5 years
you could handle that
wait no – 10 years
not worth it