On Des Moines throw downs

A: last night we were all out and a middle aged woman comes up to me and like stares me down
so i look back at her all confused….
then she throws up some JAZZ HANDS in my face and walks away
it was SO BIZZARE

me: maybe you wronged her at a show choir competition

A: maybe she was a drunk middle-aged wreck

me: mmhmm, mmhmm…you make a valid point

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