Sometimes I think I might have too many things going on.
Yesterday I started eating a bag of M&Ms, then actually got so distracted I thought I had finished them and started chewing gum.
Then I looked up and saw this:
A single M&M, staring at me like, “Yeah, moron, I’m still here. Thanks for making me feel like crap.”
And now I can’t even remember if I ate him after all or not. This is why I need to document my life.