James: I really like that look girls are wearing right now with the tall socks and skirts almost to the knee. There’s something about that little bit of skin-
Me: What do you mean “tall socks”? Do you mean tights?
James: No, they’re like, up to the knee?
Me: Where have you seen this?
James: Girls walking around by my office.
Me: So, it’s like a school girl uniform?
James: …I guess.
Me: And these girls…are they school-age?
James: No…I mean, I don’t think so.
Me: James, are they young?
Me: Are they carrying book bags?
Me: Are they wearing plaid?
Me: Are there crests on their sweaters?
James: I haven’t seen any crests!