On unintentional compliments

(After seeing a portly jogger in much-too-small/tight spandex shorts.)

Me: There are just some things certain people can’t wear. I acknowledge there are certain things I can’t wear.

Him: What can’t you wear?

Me: Well, I wouldn’t look good in those shorts either.

Him: Why? Because you’re too skinny?

(Aaaaand that’s why I love him.)


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