You know what we haven’t talked about in a while? My hair.
So I’ve noticed lately that it does this kind of weird thing. I got layers cut into it recently. (Oh yeah, I actually got that haircut I hinted at. AND I resisted the urge to tell you about it. That’s growth, people.)(Though not literally. ZING!) Ever since then, something sort of bizarre happens every time I curl it, which is fairly often.
I usually do this sort of wavy curl, but the longer I go without washing my hair afterward (TMI? You know I have no shame.), the more it starts to go from Rapuzel wave to straight-up Goldilocks. As in, it’s gets less wavy and more curly.
Shouldn’t it be the opposite? Shouldn’t my hair want to revert to its naturally straight-ish form? Shouldn’t the greasier it gets, the more it is weighed down and not up? Shouldn’t I be washing my hair more?
Obviously, this is a pressing issue you should all drop what you’re doing and work on for me. I’ll expect a full report at oh-800 hours.