So…this happened.

They finally put up all the professional photos from my half marathon. And (apparently) they thought it would be better to turn the background into a green screen instead of just leaving it the normal backdrop that they had set up for the photos.

If you ever wondered what would happen if you wore a green shirt to a race where they used a green screen backdrop, it would look something like this:

And in case you ever wondered what would happen if they tried to get all patriotic on you, well, it would be a little like this:

I AM the American flag, y’all. A sweaty, exhausted American flag. M’erica.